One more time for the people in the back: well done!

Your votes — no matter how many you cast on September 24 — helped Dancing with the Stars reach a major milestone. More than 14 million votes were counted that night, the most votes for a single episode in the show’s history! Either that means you really love Ilona Maher, or you would have done everything in your power to get Anna Delvey fired.

And lo and behold, it didn’t stop there. A whopping 15 million people voted for hair metal night! It had to be the bag wigs and the presence of special guest judge and world-renowned ballroom expert Gene Simmons, right? It’s clear that DWTS fans are more engaged than ever, which is a good sign for ABC. That means we’re in for the best TV variety show of the next few years!

Let's get started! The scores below contain the results from last night's Soul Train Night, or whatever else made my daughter ask, "What is Soul Train?"