Ah. Lawyers. The great men and women who do their best to distill the rule of law, uphold the framework upon which our civilization rests, and, of course, keep us from playing Rocket League online.

To join your fellow fans of explosive, vehicular football, you’ll have to show that you — like everyone else — have done your duty as a consumer by scrolling down the wall of text that is the End User License Agreement and pretending to have read it all. This is important. If you don’t pretend to have read it, society will collapse.

Open the Rocket League main menu and select Extras.

Click on EULA under Legal Agreements.