Like all of us, Nate Bargatze has had his share of awkward, almost embarrassing DoorDash encounters.
Nate Bargatze Stand-Up Monologue – SNL
During the comedian's opening monologue for season 50 of Saturday Night Live — his second time as host — Bargatze described how two drivers would deliver separate orders at the same time and how he once had to search for a lost order.
"DoorDash is what's gonna kill me," he began. "I look at it like it's Tinder, just scroll through, see who's open… I'm just laying there, bring me a Blizzard right now. I want it right now, just lay it on my porch, don't let anybody in this house know I'm doing this, it cost 3 grand for this Blizzard. Okay, I'm paying for it."
The Hello World comedian then said that he often "double-dashes," meaning he "peppers the guy, like, what else is open around you? Do they have any Nerds at that gas station?" However, on one occasion, his McDonald's and Dairy Queen orders were assigned to two different drivers who arrived at the same time.
